Monday, September 2, 2013

Jackie Chan the Messenger

A friend wondered if Jackie Chan was lucky or not for "dying" then being revived just to die again.  He's referring to that link that shows up once in a while in the Facebook feeds from certain people.


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Remember Chuck Norris' perceived invincibility? Truth is, he's not. And he's not even immortal. He can die if he wants too. But he doesn't want it. And the reason is Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee is already dead and he's the only one who had beaten Chuck Norris in the past. And until now, Chuck doesn't want to meet him again since he knows he'll get beaten black and blue. So the reason why Chuck Norris is alive is simply because he's afraid of meeting Bruce Lee again in the afterlife.

And what does Jackie has to do with it? He is the messenger of the two. So probably, this is the reason why Jackie is dying and living repeatedly; to bring the message to and from Bruce and Chuck.

And of course, this is not true. Jackie Chan is alive. This news is a hoax. And if you have clicked on it, chances are you already have some virus in your computer and had participated in spreading it to others by sharing the link automatically. So again, if an information that you see is too enticing or too good/bad to be true, think again. Do your research first. Don't just trust anyone or anything on the internet. As they say, think before you click.

But what if it's true that Jackie's a messenger of Bruce and Chuck and they are just trying to hide the real story behind it?

7 comments:

  1. bakit ba kasi nila pinapatay si jackie chan ng ilang beses na?

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    1. Onga e. Sabagay, may iba rin silang pinapatay dati kasi di naman pinapansin. si Jackie Chan ang bumebenta. hehehe

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  2. Ahahaha! ang hilig nilang patayin si Jackie Chan. Tignan mo tuloy, lalo lang humahaba ang buhay ni idol!

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    1. May pagkaimortal din yan si idol. Mamamatay yan pag nagpa-double. di kaya ng kalooban niya kasi ang magpadouble sa mga stunts niya. hehehe

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  3. I would seriously be sad pag namatay si jackie. Wala ng papalit sa kanya. Pero kung messenger nga talaga siya ni chuck at bruce lee, sana pagawayin nya para magkaroon ng epic battle...hahahahaha...

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  4. hahaha. i agree, jackie is the messenger. there's no wi-fi kung nasaan man si bruce.

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  5. one never knows .. malay mo nga. hehehe

    :)

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